20 Funny Quotes That Make You Laugh

20 Funny Quotes That Make You Laugh 
1) The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. - Muhammed Ali.

2) The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. - Albert Einstein

3) I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin

4) Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Mann Jong

5) People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

6) I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. - Bob Hope

7) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day - Robert Frost

8) Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. - Dalai Lama

9) I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

10) The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

11) If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

12) Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing. - Alexander Woollcott

13) The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur Clarke

14) Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. - Mark Twain

15) You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

16) Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer

17) Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Dale Carnegie

18) The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

19) Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

20) I was called fat the other day and I said, "Yeah, well you are ugly and I can diet.” - Captain Insano

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